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Larkin Jarrett, founder of phpDoesntExist
4+
Years Experience

You're probably wondering about the ship.

Every project I build lives inside its own self-contained environment, a container, using a technology called Docker. Picture an actual shipping container: everything your website needs to run is sealed inside one tested, portable unit. The version I develop and test is the exact version that lands on your server, identical, down to the last setting.

In practice, that means no ‘well, it worked on my machine,’ no fragile setups that break the moment they move, and far fewer of the mysterious bugs that haunt sites assembled in place. I build it, prove it works in a true-to-production environment, then ship it, and what you receive behaves exactly like what I tested.

Containers, basically. We just liked the boat.

What I do

Design, build, integrate, ship, and look after, all handled by one person.

Full-stack builds

Design, front-end, back-end, and deployment, all from one person.

WordPress & custom PHP

From polished marketing sites to genuinely custom functionality.

Web apps & platforms

Booking systems, portals, internal tools, and the logic underneath.

E-commerce

WooCommerce stores built to sell and simple to run.

Integrations & APIs

Payments, calendars, CRMs, and data wired together cleanly.

Dashboards & reporting

Turning your data into something you'll actually read.

Hosting, security & care

Kept fast, patched, and monitored after launch.

Accessibility

Built to meet real standards, not just look the part.

Strategy & scoping

Figuring out what to build before we build it.
About me

Larkin Jarrett

I’m Larkin, the one person behind phpDoesntExist. I bring enterprise-grade web discipline, built over years keeping large, complex sites running for Zane State College, to businesses of any size: designed, built, and quietly kept running, end to end.

One person, the whole stack.

Most projects get passed down a chain: a designer, then a dev shop, then a host, then a maintenance plan, and the seams always show. Here, the person who designs your site is the person who builds it, integrates it, ships it, and looks after it. You talk to me, not an account manager.

What that gets you: senior hands on every detail, no telephone game between vendors, code and logins that are always yours to keep, and an honest, fixed scope before any work begins. Fewer hands, fewer surprises, one studio that knows your site inside out.

Have something to build? Tell me what you’re working on, a site, an app, a store, or an idea you can’t quite scope yet, and we’ll figure out the shape of it together.

Design
Look & feel

Interfaces built to convert, not just decorate.

Build
Front & back end

Clean, custom code, no bloated page-builder mess.

Integrate
APIs & data

Payments, calendars, CRMs, and dashboards wired together.

Ship & care
Launch & upkeep

Deployed in a tested container, then kept fast and patched.